1. 21:08 13th Oct 2011

    Notes: 4466

    Reblogged from jankirschstein

    Tags: wtf animereallywtf

    dirzette:

thecitieslights:

laurennvalentine:

Wait.
What?
They can do that?

He boobs are like one of those black hole portals in the looney tunes, or Mary Poppin’s carpet bag.

My boobs can do that :| I lose shit in them all the time :||

Her cleavage is bigger on the inside…

    dirzette:

    thecitieslights:

    laurennvalentine:

    Wait.

    What?

    They can do that?

    He boobs are like one of those black hole portals in the looney tunes, or Mary Poppin’s carpet bag.

    My boobs can do that :| I lose shit in them all the time :||

    Her cleavage is bigger on the inside…

    (Source: redribboncorps)

     
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    windows-vriska:

poisonparfaitparty:

badbitchwill:

New trend at dog parks! apparently people are wylin putting nails in pieces of cheese. soo outrageous, who would even do that? what do people gain from doing this?

whoooaaa, dude
warning to any people who follow me and frequent dog parks with their fourlegged buddies :(

holy FUCK are you SERIOUS

Okay, this is sick and outrageous. Spreading the word. Look out, everyone, and please keep your dogs safe!

    windows-vriska:

    poisonparfaitparty:

    badbitchwill:

    New trend at dog parks! apparently people are wylin putting nails in pieces of cheese. soo outrageous, who would even do that? what do people gain from doing this?

    whoooaaa, dude

    warning to any people who follow me and frequent dog parks with their fourlegged buddies :(

    holy FUCK are you SERIOUS

    Okay, this is sick and outrageous. Spreading the word. Look out, everyone, and please keep your dogs safe!

     
  3. Funky-ass dream.

    So this morning I had a very odd dream. It started off with me in a hotel in the Towson Mall. I was on the phone with Bryce as I was packing my hotel room up to go back over to Goucher.

    Back at Goucher, I was with Doctor Who club, in some big enormous room in the Ath, and we were going to start up a DND session as well as watch the new episode. There was apparently a convention going on. Somebody grabbed me and kissed me, and I started crying and had to get out of the room because of something about Bryce and the Pandorica. (WTF.) Someone wanted me to go to the hospital, but I pushed away from them, and instead turned my attention to the little box and key in my pockets.

    You see, the little box and key were something like what the club was expecting River Song to steal for us. (um wat.) I was trying to get through the convention area to go back to the dorms. Ran into some high school friends, namely Kevin and Jordan. Both of them got really upset for some Doctor Who related reason.

    Before the meeting/new episode/DND session, however, I was determined to go scouting for grad schools, so I went off jogging down some back road, and ended up going past a college and a zoo. By the time I was ready to go back to Goucher, though, it was dark and there were dudes in cars cat-calling at me. I wanted to call my grandad to pick me up at a McDonald’s near the zoo and take me back to school, but I decided not to and to just run. Some students came out in motorcycles that looked like animals, and I started following them.

    And then I woke up…

     
  4. Weird dream - Desert in the Middle of France Edition!

    Had a dream that part of my study abroad in France thing was a camping trip in the desert in the middle of France. I came out of my tent and there was a water-pool that was also a quicksand pit. I was sick, so I went in the tent and took a bubble bath or a nap, I forget which, while watching Spongebob. Then for some reason I was outside again, and hanging out with Gerard Way. Angie called me, and I suddenly remembered that she loved MCR a few years ago, so I gave Gerard the phone and let her talk to him.

    I never understand my dreams.

     
  5. One of those WTF dreams…

    So I had a dream that I was in a porno. I was tied up and there was another woman with… something, I forget what. And then the dream switched and we were in my bedroom, which for some reason was in Paris. And my room was, for some reason, the backstage area where Rammstein was getting ready for a show. They didn’t speak much English so I tried talking to them in French. And I fell off my bed. I think that worried them, so some woman came in with a towel for my head.

    Best part is? While all this was going on, I WAS IN MY UNDERWEAR.

    Then it switched, again, and I was in a movie theater with Sirius Black. I had to work on some homework, so he just let me work and went into the theater to watch Goblet of Fire. There were people selling brownies for $75, and I got one and tried to pay for it with a credit card. But then three other people gave me $25 and so they paid for my brownie.

    I went back to my room, packed my bags, and left with my family to go to some old lady’s house for a retirement party. Then my cousin Cassie said something about “Can I borrow this room for a minute? I need to do cocaine.” I was the only one concerned about this, and I didn’t want to do cocaine, so I left the room, and there were a bunch of formally-dressed old people. I had no idea what to do.

    And then after all that, I woke up thinking “What the fuck?”

     
  6. Yet another odd dream…

    This time, it was some sort of event at Goucher. First off, there was something about a bar, and a panel, and shaking hands with people. I met up with Kat and we went downstairs. The chapel and the forum had combined, and there were people putting fruit on the altar and the floor around it. Then David Tennant gave a speech, and after he spoke, we all left, and it turned out that someone had stolen my computer.

    .______________.;; I really don’t know. The only thing I can explain is that David Tennant probably showed up because there is a whole freaking bunch of Doctor Who in many different contexts all over my dash…

     
  7. Another weird dream. This time there was an area in the grocery store where evil things would come out of a door. Stage one of this “game” was that you had to wait a certain amount of time before closing the gate on them. Stage two, you had to close the gate and run the hell away as quickly as you could. I remember there being Daleks and dancing shadows that I guess were supposed to represent the Vashta Nerada…