1. Anonymous said: It's a little tmi so just a warning but did you know there are sex toys that you can plug your mp3 player into and it will move and vibrate to the song that plays?

    Oh believe me friend, I know about these. OH HOW I WISH….

    Well, okay, if I had one I might not ever get anything done ever again.

  2. Anonymous said: how rough do you like your rough sex?

    I’m not entirely sure how to quantify that actually. I’ll try?

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  3. 16:50

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    Anonymous said: At what age did you lose your virginity?

    like 16 and a third??
    (age of consent in md is 16, or was at the time)

  4. Anonymous said: looking for an update - used lube yet?

    hasn’t had a chaaaaaaaance tooooooooooooo

  5. in honor of the great tumblr tradition of tmi tuesday, i present the following whining

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  6. Anonymous said: Swing by Spencer's Gifts. They sell it in the back. You can get it for $9.99 to $15. Water-based is a good place to start, but it does leave a residue. Silicone lube doesn't leave as much residue, but it's a lot slicker.

    Also water-based lube is safe to use with toys, right? what is it that’s not safe to use with toys?

  7. Anonymous said: You in a sexual relationship with anyone?


  8. Anonymous said: just checkin' in to see if you ever used that lube


  9. Anonymous said: what do you like about receiving pain during sex?

    ummmm hmmmm. shit this is difficult to describe.

    it’s intimacy. it’s additional sensation. it’s…?? it works together with the pleasure somehow? but that doesn’t explain why receiving pain turns me on when im not having sex (yet) does it?

    this is a really difficult question anon! and to be honest i would probably need to be having sex and receiving pain, or talkin to ya literally Right After the Fact, in order to give a decent response i think?? im sorry, i’m like the opposite of proficient at explaining some of these things.

  10. Anonymous said: hey, I was on anon a while ago and suggested you use lube for handies. Had a chance to do that?

    I actually haven’t had a chance to do that! Thank you for the reminder though, I’m sure it’ll come in handy soon enough. ;)