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I will cut your throat and bake a pie with your insides.
Assassin’s Creed in which 50’s housewives are the base of the brotherhood because WWII took away a lot of its men.
The hide knives in their purses and a dagger in their garter-belt. Their bobby-pins are poisonous.
but no like really give me this AU
CrockerCorp Bitch (Parody of Bubblegum Bitch by Marina and the Diamonds) - Download
lyrics by berryciesta after a request by yours truly because Marina and Meenah hell yeah. This was all kinds of fun.
Had a future like a Condesce
Not a future like a troll
Don’t care if I lost the chance
There I’m in control
Crocker Drones, battleships
Wanna start a war
That’s the queen you’d fight for
I call you up and you’re bailing out
Is that what friendship is all about?
Just join the battle and cut ‘em down
I’m gonna cull that ugly green clown
I’m miss regal pink batter, batter witch
Fight me with your lasers
Cut you like a stitch
I’m miss regal pink batter, batter witch
I’m gonna be your CrockerCorp Bitch
I’m gonna be your CrockerCorp Bitch
Hivebent, trident, I won’t be your maid
Death gave me some options
So I will not be dismayed
Grab the gold, grab the cold, glory, here I come
All for no. 1To all my dead friends, I need platoons
I’ll give anything, just not doubloons
To all my dead friends, you’re being mean
Welcome to the life of the royal queen
I think I want your, your skull as my crown
I think you’re gonna be so going down
Oh oh oh
Inspired by (x)
I LOVE THIS! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes
(Source: occupymalfoysbed)
I’ve finally gotten started on the main portion of my gift! God, finally, way to procrastinate, ya dipshit.
If everything goes the way I hope it will with this, I think it’s gonna be pretty fucking awesome, and I hope my Secret Santa person will enjoy it. <333333
P.S., I bought two little bags of Hershey’s Drops to bring to the meet.
I’d not only get in the cab,” he says, “but I’d take the taxi driver out of the car, hostage. The taxi, jump out while it was moving, jump onto a pedal bike that was just past the door as I got on it, and then get onto a plane — on the wing — land on top of Sony Studios, slide through the air conditioning, and land in the office.
so i went into the other french class to drop off some things for the professor
and they were learning about compraritives and superlatives and the prof was like
“how do you say ‘i am better than you’?”
some kid in the back yelled “je suis beyoncé” and i lost my shit so hard
(Source: eugenicswars)
I just want to say that this is why minority representation in the media matters. Mae Jemison was inspired to become an astronaut after watching Nichelle Nichols as Uhura on Star Trek.
The Every Occasion Card
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