1. lord-kitschener:

mattreadsthings:

theeraofbendingover:

dontcrosscross:

macbutt:

crumblingtower:

Pompeii Graffiti!
^
If you’ve never read these, they’re absolutely brilliant. No difference from the things you find on bathroom walls today.
A few favorites:
Weep, you girls.  My penis has given you up.  Now it penetrates men’s behinds.  Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Restitutus says: “Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates”.
Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you.  Salvius wrote this.
If anyone sits here, let him read this first of all: if anyone wants a screw, he should look for Attice; she costs 4 sestertii.
We have wet the bed, host.  I confess we have done wrong.  If you want to know why, there was no chamber pot
The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
Let everyone one in love come and see.  I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins.  If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?
SERIOUSLY GUYS READ THEM ALL.

Reblogging my themeblog here because I love these.

“Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog” omg

oh man I reblogged this and then I actually went to the link and saw this: 
“We two dear men, friends forever, were here.  If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.”
and now I have feelings? T_T

“I screwed a lot of girls here.”

“The one who buggers a fire burns his penis”
Words to live by. If I had read this in high school, I would have made it my yearbook quote.

    lord-kitschener:

    mattreadsthings:

    theeraofbendingover:

    dontcrosscross:

    macbutt:

    crumblingtower:

    Pompeii Graffiti!

    ^

    If you’ve never read these, they’re absolutely brilliant. No difference from the things you find on bathroom walls today.

    A few favorites:

    Weep, you girls.  My penis has given you up.  Now it penetrates men’s behinds.  Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

    Restitutus says: “Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates”.

    Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you.  Salvius wrote this.

    If anyone sits here, let him read this first of all: if anyone wants a screw, he should look for Attice; she costs 4 sestertii.

    We have wet the bed, host.  I confess we have done wrong.  If you want to know why, there was no chamber pot

    The one who buggers a fire burns his penis

    Let everyone one in love come and see.  I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins.  If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?

    SERIOUSLY GUYS READ THEM ALL.

    Reblogging my themeblog here because I love these.

    “Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog” omg

    oh man I reblogged this and then I actually went to the link and saw this: 

    We two dear men, friends forever, were here.  If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.”

    and now I have feelings? T_T

    “I screwed a lot of girls here.”

    The one who buggers a fire burns his penis”


    Words to live by. If I had read this in high school, I would have made it my yearbook quote.

     
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